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Sex and Vegetables


Your bed is full of fresh vegetables along with you
So, I have to take care of your fruit and vegetables too

So, when we make love, it’s a juicy affair
But there is plenty left to eat so, don’t despair

but, you are the apple of my eye; make no mistake
I can eat your peach all day, for heaven’s sake

I nibble on the ripe cherries and to my delight
the strawberries get perky and taste just right

You are my sweet tomato kiss kiss kiss
My face between your melons is the ultimate bliss

I lick your hot sweet potatoes and do not fear
the plump cucumber is very near

I peel back the leaves of the artichoke
they drip of butter as I begin to stroke

Finally, I hear you sing out loud
“Of my fruit and vegetables, I am so proud!”

We still have room for dessert, a banana or two
Honey, I love your fruit and vegetables, and I love you too!!!

Written August 20, 2005
by Albert V. Sheppard
to the apple of my eye
because you are delicious!!!!



“We pass by potentially great friends, compatible business, cultural, and political exchange partners, and possible perfect mates everyday and FATE NEVER causes us to meet them, in a safe environment for a long enough time to discover that we like each other. We are programmed by Hollywood films and music and media stars to reject anyone who does not immediately meet our usually misguided standards. Perhaps that is a fact of life and may even be a instinctual human trait, but we know it fails to recognize a more developed and current human state. I personally have tried the pen-pal, friends, social networking, dating, matching, and marriage sites for many years with some temporary success, but they did NOT meet my most important expectations, needs, wants, desires, and goals. Their concept is good, but misdirected. It is hard enough to deal with the random odds, the random chance, the fickle fate, and the chaos in the real world; so why extend it into the virtual world. My future websites take into account these social networking and dating/match-making site short-comings, their trial-and-error approach, their best intentions, their best concepts, and their best practices and adds a structure to give nature an intelligent helping hand.

I have NO doubt that each of us can do some small or BIG things to stop violence; raise better children; stop violence against women; stop drugs and alcohol abuse; ostracize the ignorant conservative politicians and their controllers, who want to take the world backwards in the misused name of traditional values; raise your voice, your pen, your blog, and your web site to stomp out racists and religious bigots -- do NOT be silent (your silence implies consent); stop global threats and human suppression by countries of their own people and their threats to other nations and territories; remove the causes of terrorism; help capture or kill terrorists and dangerous criminals; create global friendships with appreciation for global cultures find ways to communicate effectively with people, who speak other languages; give aid and care for others in disasters; get rid of world poverty, disease, starvation, illiteracy and ignorance, rape, child abuse, pedophilia, and the rampant abuse of our globe and the protective atmosphere. Help immigrants, seeking a better life and trying to support their families, to do so. Make a legal path for illegal immigrants seeking to do the work that you and I reject, etc. Do not accept the globe the way it is. We can make it better. Just do something! Even a small thing. Any action you take, no matter how small, will set off ripple effects that will reverberate around the world. Courage is not the absence of fear, but overcoming your fears.

Albert V. Sheppard




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